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• Brexit: Let’s start at the very beginning. A very good place to start…..
• Êtes-vous un imbécile ou un imprésario?
• Short Title: In [the EEA] or out? That is the question.
• The “national fate”.
• Brexit: Die große Lüge – Zwei.
• Advanced Notice: The Whitehall Players to present, “The Second Chance!”
• …then we get to the real nigger [aka the “N” word – Ed.] in the wood pile which is, in two years, what will happen if there is no deal?
• Anne Marie Waters: British politics is forged in the crucibles of the big battalions.
• Brexit: L’arrangement transitoire.
• “It’s becoming like the decadent Roman Empire.”
• Brexit: Die große Lüge.
• Living in dangerously interesting times!
• Is this man an idiot? We earnestly hope not!
• P = mv
• The young are the authors of the future, the old are the authors of the past and both are the authors of the present.
• Brexit: Predicting the direction of travel – backwards!
• Brexit: You pays your money and you takes your choice!
• Valuing the nation’s treasures.
• The Orange Card: Overplaying one’s the hand. Failing to learn the lessons of the past.
• Grenfell Tower: The sword is ever suspended.
• We agree with Gerry!
• May: Savez-vous où se trouve le comptable?
• Thursday 8th June 2017: Revenge of the snowflakes.
• Living in interesting times: A Coalition of Chaos?
• Manchester May 2017.
• The 2017 General Election: On the road to nowhere!
• Let’s run it up the flagpole and see who salutes it!
• Last night’s theatre review on Madam Maybe’s “Will she? Won’t she?” – a VERY expensive night at the theatre!
• Madam Maybe: Going soft on Brexit?
• British general elections: Plus ça change, plus c’est la même chose.
• Chutzpah or what!
• On the crest of a wave…………………..
• Stupid or not stupid? That is the question.
• This is NOT the way to treat the voters!
• And today’s article will be: Revelation Chapter 6 Verses 3 to 4
• On the move: Towards the centre! Of Europe!
• Les élections Françaises: Finding the right system.
• Beyond parody! We could not make this up!
• Polly? Put the kettle on love…..
• Whato voters! It’s bullshit time again!
• Happy Easter! To all Christians, Jews, atheists, Muslims, Sikhs, Hindus, Buddhists, Jains, Shintoists and everybody else including the “Don’t Knows”!
• Bella, horrida bella et Thybrim multo spumantem sanguine cerno. (I see wars, horrid wars, and the Tiber foaming with much blood)
• Brexit: Is it a game of chess?
• No Brexit: The absence of preparation says it all.
• Brexit: You have been duped!
• Gibraltar: Standing firm.
• Pouring oil on troubled waters.
• Dr. Helen Szamuely: Spared further suffering.
• Et voilà! Hareng fumé en croûte!
• Brexit: a journey into the unknown – by Dr. Richard North.
• A message to the Remoaners by Pat Condell.
• Brexit: Selling a dodgy product.
• Brexit: the grown-ups hit town – by Dr. Richard North.
• Agreeing with Alastair ?????????
• Brexit: Entering purgatory.
• Brexit: The Deed is Done!
• Brexit: Betting the farm.
• Alexander Blackman: Not the end of the road.
• UKIP’s Six Key Tests: It’s Impossible!
• Jeremy Corbyn: Je proteste!
• Brexit: The poisoned chalice.
• “Oh what a tangled web we weave, When first we practice to deceive.”
• The 51st State: A truly mad conspiracy theory!
• Brexit: Timed Out!
• The road to hell is paved with good intentions.
• On the Road to Ruin?
• Signs of the times.
• The pantomime continues: Dame Sturgeon enters stage left to be followed by Dame May stage right.
• An open letter to Senhor António Horta Osório, Group Chief Executive (CEO) of Lloyds Banking Group.
• Brexit: Seulement les imbéciles et les chevaux.
• The show isn’t over until the body mass index challenged person sings!
• Lloyds Bank plc: The Long and Winding Road.
• Brexit: Caught in a Trap.
• International Women’s Day.
• Brexit: It might be even worse than we thought!
• Brexit: Hoping for the best. Planning for the worst.
• Why is Marine Le Pen so popular?
• The future for UKIP: Crossing bridges before you come to them.
• Stoke-on-Trent: Where next for UKIP?
• Stoke on Trent – Jeremy Corbyn: A man of sorrows.
• A sign of the times?
• Cat: Pigeon…..
• Hillsborough: The long dark shadow.
• Living in interesting times: If “leave” means “leave” then “crash” means “crash”!
• The rules of the road. One does not have a choice!
• This World – After Brexit: The Battle for Europe (BBC iPlayer)
• Brexit: The Incredible Journey!
• Devizing an exit strategy: Claire Perry.
• Strange bedfellows! We agree with Peter!
• UKIP: the Unparalleled Katastrophic Impact Party.
• President Donald Trump: A cat among pigeons.
• A ticket to nowhere: We agree with Alastair.
• Continuing the fight: “Save the Single Market” campaign.
• Events, dear boy, events….
• H(elp)T(hese)T(wits)P(lease) 404 – Facts not found!
• The 3 “F’s”: Fact, Fiction & Fantasy.
• A letter to the Supreme Court by Mr Albert Burgess.
• Today’s mantra (to be recited antiphonally): History repeats itself; But in different ways.
• The European Union (Notification of Withdrawal) Act, 2017: The shortest suicide note in history?
• Article 50: We told you so!
• Saved from one’s own folly!
• The poison chalice: Who is going to drink from it?
• Inauguration Day: Two winners and two losers.
• Pandora (aka Mrs May) opens the jar!
• Living in interesting times: Playing chicken.
• The Death of Democracy: Your rights end where my feelings begin.
• Debbie Reynolds dies one day after daughter Carrie Fisher.
• Some news from yesterday: 1. A large WW2 bomb has been defused in Augsburg. 2. A 7.6-magnitude earthquake struck southern Chile. 3. HM The Queen missed the Christmas day service at Sandringham. HM’s annual Christmas broadcast was unaffected as it was made earlier.
• Fröhliche Weihnachten!
• Somewhere over the horizon, skies are blue; and the cat that you own will return with you!
• One planet. Two worlds.
• Brexit: Will the truth be stranger than fiction?
• Organised masochism, but in a good cause!
• Brexit: Yes! The “panto” season has arrived.
• Uno ruota giù dal carro: Il Banca Monte dei Paschi di Siena.
• Idiocracy: Rule of the Fools.
• A question of perception.
• Climate Bandwagoneers: Beware the long arm of the law.
• Why I Voted Out: By the anonymous man on the Clapham Omnibus.
• Thomas Mair: Yet another own goal.
• Britain’s politicians: Eating humble pie.
• Messrs. Trump & Farage: Two underestimated men.
• Feeling sorry. Very, very sorry!
• MMXVI: The Year of Revolution.
• President Elect, Donald Trump: Living in interesting times.
• Patriot Games: Playing at the Palace of Westminster right now!
• Speaking the Truth unto the Nation: Even when the Nation does not want to hear it!
• The wrath of man. An article by Nick O’Connor of Exponential Investor.
• Curiouser still and curiouser, shall thy controversies spread!
• Common sense from Paul Oakden, UKIP Chairman.
• How to stuff a turkey.
• Lloyds Bank: Steady as she goes.
• Quel est UKIP’s raison d’ etre? (What is UKIP’s purpose?)
• Ashers Bakery: We agree with the “Indy.”
• The Riddle of the Sands: A Record of Secret Strategies.
• Fee-fi-fo-fum, I smell the blood of an Englishman….
• Philip Hammond: Can’t this man do anything right?
• Martin Schulz and the late Jo Cox: The truth can hurt.
• Barry Morgan: On “same sex marriage”.
• Article 50 submission: An open letter to Martin Schulz, President of the European Parliament.
• Esther McVey or Diane James: Which of these two ladies will be the next member for Witney?
• Nuclear power and wind energy: some FACTS!
• Grammar Schools: We agree with Angela – up to a point!
• The Jungle, Calais: This can NOT go on! Something HAS to be done! But WHAT?
• The dangers of hives.
• A Question: Are the “Upper Class Twits” going to end up killing us as well as themselves?
• Memo to Diane James: Be careful what you wish for. You might get it!
• UKIP’s leadership election.
• Brexit: Getting a deal.
• Good morning Sir, Madam: When do want us to deliver the thingamajig?
• Doing the wrong thing. Doing it over and over again. Knowing you are doing the wrong thing – over and over again!
• Brexit: South by South East?
• BREXIT: The rise of the EuroFantasist?
• Honey Rose: Walking home – not off to prison.
• Nigel Farage meets Donald Trump: This is how you do it!
• The REAL threat: The time difference!
• The sad case of Mrs Rita King (deceased).
• The approaching storm.
• What job is now safe? Ah, yes. We’ll always need politicians!
• The Rio Olympics 2016: Getting what we paid for?
• Keep Calm and be Tolerant.
• Rio 2016: Cheaper than battleships!
• Count your blessings: Always look on the bright side of life.
• What is a political uniform. That is the question.
• A sign of the times?
• Tackling the Permissive Society.
• FAO: British Taxpayer: Amount Outstanding – €25,000,000,000.00
• Brexit: Coming face to face with reality.
• Louise, the Laughing Lear.
• Brexit: It’s Complicated!
• Lloyds Banking Group: Thirty four months of misery to come!
• Lloyds Bank: Shanghaied in Downing Street?
• Let me get this straight? You’re a human and unlike me cannot fly as you don’t have wings. Yet you are going to jump out of one of your aeroplanes at 25,000 feet without a parachute? And YOU have the effrontery to call ME a dumb animal?
• Politics: The pariah of purchasing.
• We agree with Simon! Up to a point – Hinkley Point that is!
• Brexit: Making a complete dog’s breakfast of it!
• Europe: On the brink of civil war.
• Insanity: doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results.
• International negotiators wanted! No experience necessary and no intelligence required! Salary negotiable!
• Countering Terror.
• Brexit: Is this a dream? Or is this reality?
• Article 50: Three cheers! Hip! Hip! Hurrah! The litigation begins!
• Would you pay £20,545 for this car?
• UKIP: Spouting nonsense!
• Brexit’s Best Hope? Nicola Sturgeon?
• Messrs. Johnson, Davis and Fox: Three stupid monkeys.
• The Lafrowda Solution: The European Communities (Disapplication, England and Wales) Bill.
• Theresa May and Nicola Sturgeon: Are these two ladies the cleverest politicians in the UK?
• Honey Rose: Living with a lie?
• Brexit: Being led up the garden path.
• Herr Juergen Hardt: Letting the cat out of the bag!
• It is a JOKE! Islam is the world’s most peaceful religion.
• Brexit: Negotiating with the Hydra!
• David Cameron: An act of a gentleman.
• Andrea Leadsom: Quits the leadership race. Theresa May is the new Prime Minister.
• Article 50: Doing the right thing for the wrong reasons!
• Article 50: The importance of delay.
• A young lady and eating a pizza.
• Leadership contests: a growing national pastime.
• Article 50 litigation: A useful delay?
• Press Conference held – Nigel Farage, 6th July, 2016 at the European Parliament, Strasbourg.
• Theresa May & Andrea Leadsom: An all woman short-list!
• CFD: Contract For Difference aka Complete Financial Disaster.
• Mrs Andrea Leadsom (aka the White Queen?)
• The March of the Remainians.
• Resignation statement from Nigel Farage.
• Brexit. Flexcit. What’s the difference? It comes down to Hobson’s choice!
• Farage – Rogers: Correspondence.
• Labour’s leadership crisis: It is not over.
• What next?
• Wishful thinking is one thing, and reality another.
• This is the deal: Take it or Leave it!
• The EU: Cracks are appearing in the dyke!
• An open letter to UKIP members and supporters from Freddy Vachha, UKIP Regional Chairman – London.
• On being up a gum tree: Oh, what a tangled web we weave… When first we practice to deceive!
• Drinking poison: A cup of hemlock tea, Sir? Madam?
• God Save the Queen.
• “We are not shackled to a corpse.” Correct. But we ARE shackled to a potentially rabid dog!
• The poison chalice.
• Baroness Warsi: Jumping on the bandwagon. But from where?
• Missing the point!
• It’s over.
• Farting in elevators/lifts.
• Keep calm and turn the other cheek.
• Mrs Cox’s assassination. The fallout appears to be starting.
• Mrs “Jo” Cox, MP – 22nd June 1974 – 16th June 2016.
• Oh Dear! Yet another own goal! This from Simon Jenkins: “I fear German dominance. That’s why I’m for remaining in the EU….”
• A letter to the Editor.
• An appeal to Liberal Democrats to vote for Brexit.
• Another day, another own goal! By the man on the right!
• URGENT! Help needed. Send for Gordon of Remiania!
• Twelve days to GO?
• Terra Bovem Excrementum
• Leaving the EU: Selling a False Prospectus.
• Jeremy Corbyn: A worried man.
• We want the FACTS: Here they are.
• The EU Referendum: Might some of the Remainers share the fate of Al Capone?
• Donald Trump: Learning from others.
• Austria: The end of the beginning?
• Democratic accountability: What the son should have asked the father – but now can’t.
• Err……. It’s illegal!
• Another day, another own goal!
• Those local election results – UKIP Coming 2nd: The healthiest corpse in the morgue!
• Welcome to the Islamic Republic of Englanistan!
• Revealed: Your Editor’s cunning plan! To tempt Fate!
• HM Prison Falklands ?????
• The inevitable consequence!
• “It has been a damned nice thing — the nearest run thing you ever saw in your life…….”
• Brexit? Prepare to have burning coals inserted up your……
• President Obama on the subject of: America’s Strongest Allies
• A Happy St. George’s Day to all our English readers – wherever in the world they may be!
• Brexiteers: Do NOT attack this man! But by all means attack the man in the bottom left corner!
• Addressing reality: Actions have consequences.
• Happy Birthday Your Majesty.
• If all else fails, there’s always New Zealand!
• A report on what has happened today Tuesday 19th April, 2016.
• Intelligence in government: The Chameleon meets with HM The Queen.
• No Exit; and no pot of gold at the end of the rainbow.
• Binding one’s successor.
• EU propaganda? What should I do? Answer: Send it to your Chief Constable. It is evidence of TREASON!
• The UK 2016: It’s official! Christians are to be persecuted! Again!
• UKIP Party Election (Local) Broadcast 7th April 2016
• Stop the Genocide.
• The British Gazette: A Damascene conversion.
• You do not have to say anything. But it may harm your defence if you do not mention, when questioned, something which you rely on in court. Anything you do say can be given in evidence.
• Multigen Marketing Solutions Private Limited: A pestilential nuisance!
• Yet another own goal! – This time from the foot of Amber Rudd!
• And we hereby sentence you to THREE HUNDRED AND SEVENTY FOUR YEARS AND SIX MONTHS IN THE COMFY CHAIR!!!!!!!!!!
• Do not look for whom the bell tolls: It tolls for thee…..
• Terror Outrage: Brussels.
• Change happens: It’s how we deal with it that is important.
• Well at least she’s a damn sight prettier than Senna the Soothsayer!
• Avoiding an own goal: Donald Trump.
• The Philosophy of Wrong.
• The prospect of being hanged in 98 days appears to be concentrating Poor George’s mind wonderfully!
• Uneasy lies the crown!
• Mr President, is this a joke? Because our article of February 29 was!
• BREXIT: A public debate held in Derby on 11th March 2016.
• Silly Woman: Anna Soubry.
• Anything can happen in the next 103 days!
• Operation Chastise 2: Our best chance of Brexit?
• He bought Shell shares by the sea shore!
• Christendom voting for Turkeys?
• It’s International Woman’s Day! God Save the Queen!
• We agree with Jeremy!
• St Piran’s parade Penzance 4th March 2016
• An open letter to the British People from His Excellency, François Hollande, President of the French Republic.
• So twisted you’d think there is a danger of them falling over themselves!
• A letter to Rolls Royce workers from Dr.-Ing. Norbert Reithofer, Chairman of the supervisory board of BMW and former chairman of the board of management (CEO) of BMW to Rolls Royce workers.
• An open letter to the British People from His Excellency, Ban Ki-moon, Secretary-General of the United Nations.
• An open letter to the British People from The His Holiness, Pope Francis, Bishop of Rome.
• An open letter to the British People from The Honorable Barack Obama, President of the United States of America.
• Message to the Voters of Runnymede and Weybridge: Remove this lying, foul mouthed TRAITOR at the earliest opportunity.
• An open letter to the British People from His Excellency, Xi Jinping, General Secretary of the Communist Party of China, President of the People’s Republic of China, Chairman of the Central Military Commission.
• Wider still and wider shall thy bounds be set!
• Smiling, not laughing all the way to the bank.
• LET’S LIE, LIE AND LIE AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!
• “You ain’t seen nothing yet!”
• Boris Johnson: Marching up the hill. And then down again!!!!!!!!!!!!
• And now for something completely different?
• Wanted: Salesperson – Unicorn supplier – Weybridge and Byfleet area. Salary: Good Basic + Bonus OTE: £200K. Car (VW Phaeton) and non-contributory pension scheme provided.
• We agree with Andrew!
• No protection from being offended.
• A storm in a communion chalice?
• How to Succeed in Politics (For Dummies): RULE #1 – Do NOT get involved in the internal politics of other countries! It will generally achieve the OPPOSITE of what you want!
• The Great European Culture Conflict.
• On message? It’s “I told you so!”
• Pity the poor long suffering taxpayer!
• RIP: Democracy.
• LIARS place THEIR interests ahead of YOURS.
• “Doing God.”
• He asked for very little. And was offered even less!
• @George_Osborne: We’ll build a share owning democracy. So British people can buy Lloyds shares but we’ll only sell when turbulent markets have calmed down.
• “And I’m the Emperor of China!”
• UK Government Policy: Let’s tax the poorest at TWICE the rate we tax the rich!
• An ethical foreign policy: Wisdom tooth extraction – without the pain.
• The migrants stupid!
• An invitation to join Mr Mercer and your Editor in prison!
• Reading the runes: Will he or won’t he?
• I have in my hand, a piece of paper…….. It has Herr’s Juncker’s signature on it……..
• “Was habe Ich getan?“ & “What have I done?”
• “When Europa saw the breadth of the discord in her domain, she wept………………….”
• A return to the politics of principal?
• Donald Trump on Angela Merkel
• A licence to rape?
• Don’t Panic!
• State funding of political parties: Is it on the way?
• A little light horse play.
• What goes down, comes up. We hope!
• The migration crisis: How other’s in Europe see it.
• Good News!
• Recommended attire for ladies wishing to celebrate New Year’s Eve 2017!
• Nigel Farage’s New Year’s Message.
• The Referendum Pantomime: Getting dangerous.
• SCUM: Self-serving, Cowardly, Untrustworthy, Mendacious.
• Speaking the TRUTH unto the Nation and the World!
• The sad case of Mr and Mrs King.
• Happy New Year! Except Brussels and Gaza where it is cancelled!
• An open letter to the Prime Minister from Piers Corbyn of WeatherAction.
• The 2016 New Year Honours: Is it not time we sorted this nonsense out?
• A New Year Message to Amber Rudd: Minister, the bear in the photograph is NOT the one you need concern yourself with!
• EU-lidmaatschap: Het werkt voor ons. (EU membership: It works for us.)
• A beneficial flood!
• Der perfekte Sturm (The Perfect Storm).
• Downton Abbey: All the signs of a rushed job. And we know why!
• Her Majesty’s Christmas Message: 2015.
• Our future Prime Minister, meeting her future deputy?
• The Shape of Things to Come.
• Tom Hayes: an inadequate redress of a grievance.
• A Fool and his money are soon parted!
• His Worship, Mayor Barsik of Barnaul.
• Theresa May and Brexit.
• Bute: Stoking the fires of resentment.
• Abu Ishaq Al Heweny: The non Muslim populations of conquered nations are the property of the jihadists!
• Nigel Farage in the “Europarl”: His latest lambaste.
• How the EU is about to sink Britain’s successful ports.
• The case against Mike Overd: Misplaced zeal or a desire to demonstrate even-handedness?
• A stopped clock tells the right time twice a day.
• Note from David Cameron to Sir Howard Davies: “Heathrow! That is the wrong answer!!!!!!!!”
• The fast and the furious: Tyson Luke Fury.
• A spanner in the works? Donald Trump wishes to ban all Muslims entering USA
• Mission Impossible: Averting climate catastrophe!
• Leytonstone: It could have been worse. Much worse.
• Missing the Point: Oldham West and Royton.
• Something rotten in the state of Europe!
• Roll up! Roll up! The circus is in town!
• Prussia and the EU by Roger Wright-Morris.
• Leaving the EU: A reality check.
• The EU – A failing superstate experiment. By Nigel Moore.
• What’s your poison?
• The chastisement of Comrade Corbyn: Why?
• The EU Referendum campaign: Sailing into stormy waters.
• The thoughts of Chairman Chuka.
• The EU Referendum: Pacing oneself.
• Plan B.
• The Referendum: Managing conflicting expectations and responding to the voter’s wish list.
• Est-ce le début?
• Message to Mr Cummings of Leave.EU: Stop [xxxx]ing around and get it right!
• Amber Rudd: Wonderfully Concentrated Thoughts.
• Act 1: Scene 3: L’uomo cattivo entra! (The villain enters!)
• Amber Alert: A new Chinese take-away is to be built in Somerset!
• If it sounds too good to be true, then it probably is!
• Where next?
• Paris: Quel avenir?
• La Grande Illusion! Act 1: Scene 2: “The Sunday Times article.”
• The slowest suicide in history: Sweden: Probable flashpoint of the Great European Civil War?
• Paris: les poulets qui viennent la maison au perchoir.
• Nicholas John Griffin and Anjem Choudary: Two supporters of Open Door Immigration.
• The LEAVE strategy explained: Personalities NOT Politics!
• Burma: What beckons now for Aung San Suu Kyi and the National League for Democracy?
• Nigel’s little helper is revealed!
• Memo to Evan Davis: DO YOUR JOB!
• Patrick Minford: The UK is better off out!
• The Brussels Brainwashing Commissariat: Wasting the Licence Fee – AGAIN!
• Wearing the Poppy.
• Remembering Our Fallen: And that row about UKIP.
• Stop Press! Plans to steal the Golden Goose have been discovered!
• British Holidaymakers: Hostages to fortune?
• Note to Aung San Suu Kyi: Don’t get ahead of yourself!
• Hope next?
• The Norway Option: The TRUTH.
• Tackling slavery.
• STOP PRESS!!!!!!!! Planet Earth will NOT now be destroyed!!!!!!!
• The Badmouthing Britain Collective: Discrediting our national heroes.
• The EU, Immigration and BREXIT – by Roger Wright-Morris.
• Desperate Dave goes to Iceland.
• The Modern-Day Implementation of the Brezhnev Doctrine – UKIP Leader Nigel Farage
• It is not what is on the outside of the skull that matters, it is what is on the inside.
• The rising tide that will sweep Monnet’s dream away.
• We few, we happy few, we band of brothers.
• Germaine Greer: Hoisted by her own petard!
• The Union: the FINAL decade?
• China and the UK: That new Special Relationship defined: He who pays the piper calls the tune!
• The problem with prescription medicines: they can have side effects.
• India: A gateway for future investment.
• Our 6th Anniversary!
• The British Steel Industry: Sacrificed on the Altar of CO2.
• Drama at Downton: Acting and action afterwards.
• The Curse of being Nigel Farage.
• Nigel Farage in Gateshead.
• Nigel Farage: ”Promising” what he cannot deliver.
• Welcome to the United Kingdom of Cloud Cuckoo Land!
• Please Sir, May I have some more [Sovereignty]?
• Où est le boeuf?
• Leeds: October 2015.
• The tragedy of Redcar.
• All we like sheep!
• Climate Change Denier? Meet your new neighbour!
• An open letter to The Rt. Hon. Amber Rudd MP, Secretary of State for Energy and Climate Change: Minister, if you close all the coal fired power stations in the UK, where is the construction industry going to get it’s supplies of fly ash from?
• NIGEL SPELLS IT OUT!!!!!!
• Labour’s crisis: It is a NECESSARY evil: It is therefore NOT to be enjoyed.
• Welcome to the Pigsty of Pain!
• The Halfway House.
• His late Majesty King Edward VIII: “Never gamble with money you cannot afford to loose.”
• When did you last beat your wife?
• Conference Report: UKIP Doncaster – September, 2015.
• For the wages of sin is death; [Romans 6:23 (first part)]
• The Fall of Europe.
• The dangers of crying; “Wolf!”
• The Rules – by President Zeman.
• Germany’s latest import: Syria.
• The case of the beautiful lady in the red dress.
• If something is unsustainable: It is. (Unsustainable)
• The Glorious Twelfth: But for whom?
• Hiroshima: 70 years on.
• Tom Hayes: The punishment should fit the crime. THIS ONE DOES NOT.
• To Kowtow or not to Kowtow: That is the question.
• An open letter to George Osborne, Chancellor of the Exchequer.
• Weather on Pluto: Hazier than expected. Flowing ice covering the surface.
• Greece: We told you so.
• The UK State Pension: Moving the Goal Posts.
• The Great Glow Bull Warning Scam: The Evidence is right before you!
• Death and Carbon Taxes.
• Muslim Extremism: The Quid Pro Quo.
• 1933 And All That.
• Jeremy Corbyn: A Leader Labour can believe in.
• Should we take a leaf out of Robert Mugabe’s book?
• Ask not for whom the bell tolls; it tolls for thee.
• The future is a foreign country. They will do things very differently!
• The trouble with lying: You eventually get found out!
• 7th July 2005: Remembering the Fallen.
• Two men who saved their countries?
• Alexis Tsipras and David Cameron: What do these two men have in common?
• Impresario Juncker presents: “The Greeks; Will they or won’t they?”
• Expanding London’s airports.
• Lady Altmann: Moving the goalposts?
• That EU referendum: kicked down the road.
• Pope Francis: “Climate Change Deniers be damned!”
• Dr. Tim Hunt: Another scalp for the PC brigade.
• John Redwood MP: The EU and the forthcoming referendum.
• The EU Referendum: Forewarned is forearmed (Praemonitus, praemunitus).
• But if ye will not do so, behold, ye have sinned against the Lord: and be sure your sin will find you out. [Numbers 32:23]
• We agree with Laura!
• Remember Fred the Shred and the Bankers!
• David Cameron: “How happy could I be with either, Were t’other dear charmer away!”
• Beggar thy neighbour – AKA the EU’s policy on “climate change”.
• What are we not seeing?
• Ruddy Ridiculous!
• Leaving the EU will cost British Jobs: Nailing this LIE.
• Amber Rudd: a woman who suffers from ODD Obsessive De-carbonisation Disorder.
• Labour should auction the “Ed Stone” on Ebay for charity.
• Jeremy Hunt: “It’s unfair.”
• Reports that the General Election is over MIGHT have been exaggerated.
• Nicola’s 57 varieties.
• URGENT ADVICE to Amber Rudd: Order the Office for Nuclear Regulation (ONR) to assist Westinghouse to speed up the approval of the AP1000, then get on and build some.
• Why the U.K. MUST leave the EU – NOW!!!!!!
• RMS Titanic: Still on course for disaster. The Captain and crew have been changed but the ship is still on course to strike the iceberg.
• Taking the axe to public spending.
• Election 2015: Examining the runes (some of them).
• Battleships? What battleships?
• David’s little helper.
• Natalie Bennett: Stay calm and wait for the result.
• Dial M for Mayhem!!!!!!
• Don’t kill the messenger!
• National animals of the United Kingdom (whilst there still is one!)
• I’d like to wash that SSBN right out of the Fal!
• David Cameron: The biggest fool in Christendom?
• Have the Liberal Democrats lost it?
• Hearkening to the sirens calls?
• A week to go: The gallows await!
• News from the front line: The Shekinah Centre, Penzance.
• Anzac Day: Remembering the fallen.
• No austerity please. We’re Scottish!
• Labour’s Last Stand: Gordon of Cairn Gorm.
• Earth Day 2015: Humanity needs an INCREASE in CO2!
• What are we NOT seeing??????????????????
• Lloyds Bank Group: Cameron’s share sale and BBC bias.
• Nowodhow dhyworth y’n tal linen: Hellys (News from the front line: Helston)
• News from the front line: St Just-in-Penwith.
• UKIP’s 2015 Manifesto: An anathema to Europhile traitors and climate change swindlers.
• Workers of Britain! Listen to the Dear Tory Leader!
• David Cameron: “I feel broody near babies.” Getting in touch with his feminine side no doubt!
• Remembering Pilate’s actions.
• Wind Turbines: A dramatic development.
• Nicola Sturgeon: Wanting (and getting) jam on it!
• Whipping boys wanted: Labour’s English PPC’s?
• Germanwings flight 4U9525: Doing nothing?
• Don’t Panic!!!! We’re all Doomed!!!!
• Jeremy Clarkson: You’re fired…..
• RIP: Freedom of Expression.
• Alex in Wonderland: Now joined by Dave and Ed!
• Between a rock and a hard place: The No Win situation.
• Eclipsed: Then and now.
• A Grand Coalition? Not a snowball in hell’s chance! Utter, utter nonsense! – Looking more likely by the day then.
• UK membership of the EU: the end is in sight.
• One week to a partial eclipse.
• One step forward… Two steps back.
• You have reached your destination…………………………….
• Oil………………………………….
• Dreams: the easiest things to sell. But the hardest things for the Customer Service Dept. to handle!!!
• CRIME REPORT: A case of Identity Theft!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
• St Piran’s Festival, Redruth, Saturday 7th March 2015
• Choose your poison: Messrs. Johnson & Johnson OR Mmes. Harman & May!!!!!
• Schadenfreude! Schadenfreude! Das ist, was wir wollen! (This is what we like!)
• The Wish List.
• Don’t pick a fight with an Aussie!
• In future, all MPs will be just like me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
• Ein weißer Völkermord? (A white genocide?)
• We agree with Vladimir!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
• Nicola Sturgeon: Where reality comes up against fantasy.
• Tolerance: A lesson ALL must learn.
• The Ukraine: Britain’s interest?
• Edward the Unfortunate.
• Twelve months on……………………………
• Off with their heads!
• Liars, Damned Liars and Glow-Bull-Warnist Bullshitters.
• A method for identifying British from Germans.
• No Sex Please: We’re Green!!!!!!
• Farting in lifts: Disgusting but not illegal.
• Is this the first “shot” in the Second English Civil War?
• Today’s Acronym is: C.A.M.E.R.O.N.
• For better, for worse, for richer, for poorer…….
• An appeal to The Right Honourable Christopher Grayling MP, Lord Chancellor and Secretary of State for Justice – in respect of Mr Chedwyn Evans.
• There now follows a party political broadcast – For the next hour!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
• Of Danegeld, forest fires, closing public footpaths and riding at the Rodeo.
• Vielen Danke Meine Führer! (Thank you, Thank you My Leader!)
• X marks the source.
• Police confirm Glasgow bin lorry crash ‘not terrorism-related’: Do we believe it?
• Of Cameron and Carrots: What is he NOT telling you?
• The Editor’s New Year’s message: 2015
• Happy New 2015!
• Roger Helmer puts his head over the parapet.
• A Climate Carol for Christmas.
• The Queen’s Christmas Day broadcast: 2014.
• The Grim Reaper’s comeuppance.
• Jürgen Todenhöfer: A journalist whose report is a MUST READ.
• Sweet lass of Castle Hill: Marilyn “Mandy” Rice-Davies.
• Anything can happen in the next 138 days.
• Urgent Safety Advice: DO NOT corner a Bear – especially if it is Russian!
• Is this painting worth £14,656,500?
• The BBC: Getting it right – For once!
• Australia: Cancels her membership of the United Nations World Tourism Organisation.
• Mirror mirror on the wall: Who is the cruel-est of them all?
• Antipodean travails: Tony’s troubles.
• Islamic Invasion Of Sweden Has Led To Rape Crisis
• Stop!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thief!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
• Who do you think you are kidding Mr Shukman?
• David Cameron: If you hand over the government of the U.K. to a Foreign Power (the EU), what do you expect????
• Ed Miliband and Nicola Sturgeon: Odysseus and the Siren?
• Who is this man? Where is this man now? One thing we do know: He is NOT David Onamade!
• A Shot in the Dark.
• We are only vulnerable and ridiculous through our pretensions.
• Never let the FACTS get in the way of your convictions!
• Chickens coming home to roost: To YOUR small town or village!
• Just Deserts or Father forgive them?
• Rochester and Strood: A good result but not the decisive bandwagon that was hoped for.
• Shahid Malik: What the BBC will NOT broadcast.
• Christine Weick: Bearing Christian witness.
• Fracking: Two important questions.
• BBC News: An impartial, unbiased view of the UK’s EU membership? We think not!
• UK Base Load Capacity: The MOST serious problem the UK faces.
• Honor Blackman on growing old.
• UK Prison capacity: Matching resources with demand.
• Ched Evans: A very strange case indeed.
• The Cost of Freedom: Membership of the EU.
• Remembering the fallen: When?
• Remembering the fallen: Armistice Day 2011.
• What part of the word TREASON does Mrs May NOT understand?
• That £1.7 billion addition: Now you see it…. Now you don’t!
• Immigration: Putting one’s hand in the hornets nest.
• We want Ed!!!!! We want Ed!!!!! We want Ed!!!!!
• An open letter to Doctor Lise Llewellyn, a member of the board of trustees of the British Red Cross in respect of Mr Bryan Barkley.
• Two men who REALLY frighten David Cameron.
• George Galloway; Peter Cushing; Alan Sked: Which of these three men is the odd man out?
• South Yorkshire Police and Crime Commissioner By-Election 2014
• Mr Miliband, let Senhor António Horta Osório finish the job YOUR government gave him.
• Cameron to Osborne: “That’s another fine mess you’ve got us into!”
• The NHS: Future Financing.
• Prostitution and the Swedish model: It’s not working.
• We are FIVE!
• José Manuel Durão Barroso or David Cameron: Which of these two men is telling the truth?
• Out of the frying pan and into the fire.
• Some Important Reasons for voting UKIP.
• He who pays the piper – calls the tune.
• Badgers, Bovine TB and getting what you pay for.
• Should David Wood apologise?
• Those who cannot learn from history are doomed to repeat it.
• Mr Rodman’s good friend Mr Kim is well and has returned to work!
• Boris Johnson > The problem with promising the Earth: Delivering it!!!!!!!!!!!
• One great difference between a wise man and a fool is: the former only wishes for what he may possibly obtain; the latter desires impossibilities.
• Heywood and Middleton: Arrogance is the obstruction of wisdom.
• No possession is gratifying without a companion.
• Some advice for Vince Cable: When in a hole; stop digging!
• Alan Henning – RIP
• Question: How does a Muslim woman swim? Answer: Dangerously.
• Angels and ministers of grace defend us: From Labour politicians!
• Re criminalise buggery.
• South Yorkshire Police and Crime Commissioner Election: A Liberal Democrat NO SHOW.
• We agree with Chris!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
• Hong Kong: The irresistible force versus the immovable object.
• Nasty people beware! Mrs May intends to ban you!
• A commentary on David Cameron’s claim to campaign for the UK’s withdrawal from the EU by the economist Tim Congdon.
• Buffoon Boris gaffs again!
• Conscientious Objection legislation.
• To loose one MP is unfortunate….. To loose two is….. Reckless?
• David Cameron – Blabbermouth.
• Hip Hip Hooray!!!!!! Today is Equality Day!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
• Die Londoner Todesmarsch (The London Death March).
• An open letter to The Rt. Hon. Gordon Brown, MP.
• That “West Lothian” question HAS TO BE answered. NOW.
• And now for something completely different: Secession.
• Polly Toynbee’s worst nightmare: Remembering Martin Niemöller.
• The biggest Ponzi scheme in world history.
• The confession of a fraudster.
• Be careful what you wish for………. You might get it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
• Good News: From Home and Abroad.
• Now you see Me…… Now you don’t!!!!
• No knee jerk reaction? Funny joke!
• Some advice for The Right Honourable Frank Field, DL MP: Sir: Do not hold your breath!
• If at first we practice to deceive: Oh! What a tangle web we weave!
• Move over Roger.
• Scottish Independence: The most stupid idea since the creation of Lake Chagan on 15th January 1965.
• Political Correctness Gone BAD
• List of Contents: asbestos, mould, dust, dead flies, rat droppings and human excrement.
• Multiculturalism’s worst nightmare: The chickens are coming home to roost.
• Sir Cliff Richard: Trial by Twitter. Time to look at the justice system in England and Wales.
• Save the NHS. Now.
• Jane Asher: Exit Stage Switzerland.
• Meow!! Its International World Cat Day! We are all animals now!
• China is a sleeping giant. Let her sleep, for when she wakes she will move the world – Napoleon Bonaparte.
• Scottish Independence: The £ in your pocket will in two months time be worth; Err…..Nothing!
• A Fool’s Wisdom.
• The Great War a century on: A tale of the tail that wagged the dog.
• Anyone for the High Jump?
• Malala Yousafzai: Our future Prime Minister?
• Does he really think that we are all stupid?
• India: Our best chance of independence.
• Denise Lewis: Metric Martyr? Nearly!
• Accounts Clerk wanted at the BBC. Must be Gay or Transgender and preferably from a disadvantaged background. No other experience necessary.
• Malaysia Airlines Flight MH17
• A report from the European Parliament by Nigel Farage.
• Prepare to be assimilated: Resistance is futle.
• God Bless the Prince of Wales.
• Here we go round the mulberry bush – Again!
• Cressida Dick: a worried woman.
• So Germans DO have a sense of humour!
• This is NOT Question Time. This is real topical debate. Not the sanitised censored BBC fare.
• At last! It is Professor Sir Colin Blakemore, Kt., FMedSci, FIBiol, Hon FRCP, FRS!
• Angelina Jolie, DCMG.
• High Treason???
• Be careful what you wish for: You might get it!
• Nightmare on Moorgate Street.
• An idiot in Cornwall.
• Problems to come.
• Europe Day: The day only Traitors celebrate.
• Unusual astronomical phenomena sparks off frenzy of speculation.
• Meteors NOT Mercedes
• Vote Nigel: Get Ed’
• Freedom, Justice and Security: Surrendered to the European Union.
• Professor Tim Congdon: Commentry upon the “Nigel and Nick” debates.
• Is nothing is sacred? Quango announces plans to monitor bodily functions.
• Dearly beloved…… We are gathered here in the sight of Gaia to join this transgender person to this horse…….
• Chris Huhne: the fool, without understanding, has eyes and sees not, has ears and hears not.
• Clegg – Farage – the LBC Debate.
• You will not go to jail. You will not be prosecuted. You will however have your goods seized by the bailiff.
• The most flagrant hypocrisy ever made by one Climate Realist to another…….
• Simon Heffer: A man stating the obvious.
• Target: UKIP
• Would you buy a four pint carton of milk from either of these men?
• Sodom and Gomorrah: Reports of their destruction have been exaggerated.
• “I would be ashamed if I ever said anything I didn’t believe in, to get on personally.”
• Vote UKIP. Get Labour.
• The Big Match: Clegg versus Farage: BBC 2 2nd April 2014.
• The present is a foreign country – They do things differently now.
• The Ukraine: A Great European Carve Up.
• St Piran’s Parade 2014: St. Ives.
• What a silly place to build a railway. And what folly to continue with HS2.
• Mike Overd: An important victory.
• Cornwall: No Shale Gas but lodes of Thorium.
• Bernard Madoff: Rule of the mob.
• Happiness is not being Iranian.
• Happy New 2014!
• All I want for Christmas: Is a visit from the Police!
• The anthem of the European Union.
• Royal Marine Sergeant Alexander Blackman
• A message to Theresa May: To will the END, you must will the MEANS.
• Remembering the fallen: Armistice Day 2013.
• Our 4th Anniversary!
• Pressure and climate.
• This is ANOTHER fine mess you’ve got me into!
• Tony Abbott: Promising start, but can he deliver?
• Now don’t you see it……… Now you do!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
• Britannia rules the waves? With what? Precisely?
• Oh no, you don’t! Alex Salmond!
• German Greens take a leaf from Adolf Hitler’s book; “Der Einschüchterung der Gegner” (The Intimidation of Opponents)
• Vanity, vanity…… Thy name is? Err…… Cameron!
• There is a God!
• Europe in 2029?
• An open letter to the Archdeacon of Dorking; The Venerable Julian Henderson.
• Wo ist unser Gold? (Where is our gold?)
• Going Forward: Ed’s new car, the Drive Two Ways.
• The lunatics have taken over the asylum.
• The British Gazette proudly presents: The Emperor’s New Clothes: The part of the small boy who declares the Emperor naked being played by Professor Ross McKitrick of the University of Guelph, Canada!
• Adolf Hitler: Were the reports of his death were exaggerated?
• It’s a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World!
• Three sufferers from Aletheiphobia.
• Living in a Fool’s Paradise.
• The hunted one.
• Hypocrisy is the necessary burden of villainy.
• Bugger Me OR Bugger Cameron.
• Vicar wanted: No experience necessary. Salary: €100,000 PA. NB: As an equal opportunities employer applications are welcome from persons of whatever religion or none and from all genders (male/female/transgender) and from all sexual orientations, married, civil partnership, single or co-habiting.
• Support marriage: Sign the petition.
• Reaching for the stars: To go boldly where no man has gone before…….
• THE EU MADHOUSE: A series of three videos by ASHLEY MOTE
• Forbidden Fruit: Miss Kelly Brook.
• UKIP Local: Future prospects.
• Some advice for Mr Cameron.
• History repeating itself.
• Better a clown than a traitor.
• Can we survive a mega-bullshitter?
• Letter to the Editor: Mr Jack Lewis
• Bitte mein Führerin…. Ich kann haben einige mehr? (Please my leader, can I have some more?)
• Science FACT: A pendulum swings BOTH ways!
• Oh mighty power of truth! Why Cameron does not want Scotland to break away.
• Grimethorpe: Thatcher’s legacy.
• Is there intelligent life on Earth? Apparently not in the Palace of Westminster!
• Nuclear Power: A DRAMATIC development.
• Gas jobs, not Green jobs.
• Not long now.
• Is this man the greatest clown in this country’s history or just the biggest fraudster eclipsing the Duke of Chandos?
• Could YOU sell a used car to these men? We think someone can!
• The actions of the woman on the left resulted in more human deaths than the actions of the man on the right.
• Independence for the Falkland Islands? Yes, but not at the moment.
• John O’Farrell: Not your average Labour Party candidate.
• Pope Francis I: A man who has experience of stating the blindingly obvious.
• Would YOU buy a used car from these men?
• Mr Justice Sweeney: What planet are you living on?
• Drax Power station: Lascia ch’io pianga
• Mr Cameron: If you hand the government of the country over to a Foreign Power [the EU], what do you expect? Oh, and by the way, Polly Toynbee is never going to vote for you!
• Eastleigh Bye Election: Still to play for.
• The Arctic Star and Bomber Command Clasp: Better late than never, but too late for some.
• Diane James, UKIP’s candidate in Eastleigh: On course to win?
• Miss Laura Wright: One of “Equality’s” victims.
• Say “NO!” to Smart Meters.
• Nuts! Nuts! Ground up Nuts! They mix ‘em with water and…………..
• First it was Horse Scam, now it is Ham Scam and Bacon Scam.
• US (BUT NOT UK) drivers are next in line to benefit from Shale Gas.
• Loyalty binds me.
• A Brave New World?
• Mr. Lembit Öpik: A Liberal Democrat who has noticed a genuine threat to Life on Earth. Unfortunately, his colleagues are far more worried about CO2!
• DNA Resequencing: Giving you the body (and mind) you’ve always wanted!
• “We were so hungry, we could have eaten a horse….. Err…. Oh, we probably did!!!!!
• Can some Prophet please inform the Editor of the seven winning numbers of the Euromillions lottery for any Tuesday or Friday? The Editor needs the money!!!
• A warning to all those making money out of Carbon Credits, Wind Turbines &C. What you can expect.
• Où est le boeuf? Laissez-les manger cheval. (Where’s the beef? Let them eat horse.)
• The crisis in our town and city centres: the solution.
• Cold Comfort.
• Chris Huhne: the fall.
• The new London Hub Airport: Upper Heyford.
• Narrower still and narrower shall thy budgets be set.
• The arch-traitor Heath: The Evidence.
• Too late. Far too late. Time has run out.
• Trans-European Railways PLC? Any investors?
• Rule Britannia, not Britannia.
• We agree with Ming!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
• We agree with Guy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
• The Succession to the Crown Bill: An act of Treason.
• Méfiez-vous la difference: Unlike leopards, politicians do change their spots – eventually.
• Badgers and Bovine tuberculosis (bTB).
• To all the denizens of Bongo Bongo Land: Happy Days are still here!
• Who wants an early Christmas?
• Philip Gordon: By his words shall ye know him.
• Philip Hammond: Does this man know his Ps and Qs?
• Happy New 2013!
• The New Year’s Honours: not as bad as was feared but still a study in cowardice.
• Fracking: The insurance implications.
• Emily Maitlis on Doing right and fearing nothing (As long as you can keep your well paid job whilst doing it!)
• Remembering the fallen: Remembrance Sunday and Armistice Day 2012.
• The Young Contemptible: William Hague.
• Our 3rd Anniversary!
• Pat Condell on rioting Muslims!
• Cheryl Cole: There but for the Grace of God.
• Cardinal Keith O’Brien: a man of common sense, and it seems controversy.
• Where fiction meets reality – Jeremy Hunt does exist!
• King Richard III: A car park, a car park, my Kingdom for a car park?
• Shock news……. The British Gazette’s editor has been diagnosed with psychiatric condition MI
• The Carbon Party.
• The Capriciousness Stakes: Cameron versus the Stuarts.
• How to shoot oneself in the foot: Comply with requests without thinking.
• Mr Christopher Knowles: A man who will end up with a great deal of money. My money!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
• London 2012: Opening Ceremony: Saving the best to last.
• Time to bin the Beeb……
• Two ladies: Two tragedies.
• Mark Serwotka: Shooting oneself in the foot.
• Stop Press! Gooseberries are suitable for vegetarians! Also: Spain is about to collapse.
• Bloody Sunday: A vale of tears.
• The 2012 London Olympics: “Well….Here’s another fine mess you’ve gotten us into!”
• House of Lords Reform: by Rex Poulton.
• Is this stupidity or what?
• An open letter to Nigel Farage, MEP.
• Wind farm espionage.
• The past speaks truth in the present.
• Would you have bought a used submarine from this man?
• An English summer: through the ages.
• Flying pig sighted over Holland!
• A rose by any other name?
• The EU Military Staff – aka the Imperial General Staff?
• The Euro: What the Brussels Brainwashing Commissariat does not tell you.
• Greece: How many last chance saloons can there be?
• Sir Allen Stanford: a very brave man.
• Nigel Farage: Wake up and smell the coffee!!!!!!
• There ‘aint nothing Inuit!
• Charitable Tax Relief: Another tale of woe.
• Britain’s Doctors: Hoisted by their own petard.
• Canadian TV: Tom Harris from the International Climate Science Coalition.
• Eurovision 2012: Victory. But whose?
• Islamic Rape Wave in Norway
• Dieser hund wird nicht jagen.
• British Shale Gas: The lamps are going out………………..……..
• The Euro: the costs to the UK.
• Europe – the future: Riding the beast.
• The Euro: the chain reaction has started.
• Lord Howe of Aberavon: A Leopard does not change it’s spots (especially when they are in millimetres!)
• Nicola Sturgeon: What have we done to deserve her?
• The Right Honourable Lord Smith of Finsbury: a right idiot.
• Commercial surrogacy, sex selection and “designer babies” should be legalised.
• CVF: More labour pains.
• Thought for the Day – John Bell
• Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I’m not sure about the former – Albert Einstein.
• Invisible Men: Memoirs of an Invisible Man.
• Le bateau l’Europe: sur le cours pour les roches.
• Bill Urry, Labour Councillor for Roundhay, Leeds: A man of prayer.
• What a Carry On: The Local Election Results, May 2012.
• Same old tactics, same old Tories.
• Freedom Denied.
• This is more than Fraud. It is High Treason.
• Towing the Green Party line.
• Tax Evasion or Benefit Fraud: Which is the more sinful?
• Thorium reactors: A lost opportunity.
• Professor Tim Congdon: Leave the EU is NOT bad for the economy!
• One’s grandmother was a cook – and French.
• John Trenchard: a commentary on our times?
• Mr Tappin: yet another victim of that “Special Relationship.”
• The Day the Earth Stood Still: the Devil is in the detail.
• EPR versus AP1000: the result was fixed.
• Emma West: Case adjourned.
• New build nuclear power stations in the UK? Don’t hold your breath!
• You can take a [Trojan] horse to the water [polls] but you can’t make it drink [vote].
• Vehicle Excise Duty: a regressive and illogical tax.
• If they’d rather “Go Green” and die they better do it now and decrease the surplus population.
• The Leaf in Winter: Some thoughts on electric cars.
• By their own words: Wind Turbines can not be relied upon.
• Si vous remettez le gouvernement du pays à une puissance étrangère, Ce vous prévoyez?
• No way to treat a lady.
• Chris Huhne: Perverting the course of justice?
• What is source for the goose is clearly not sauce for the gander.
• Sir Frederick Goodwin: a man who fell amongst traitors.
• Olli Rehn: Too late old boy.
• Wind turbines or the Falkland Islands: Which ones do you want to keep?
• Babe Magnet? Err, no way.
• Richard O’Dwyer: A victim of that “Special Relationship.”
• Devo Max: a canny Scot.
• Looking at the goldfish bowl from the outside.
• Miss Emma West: Released on bail.
• Sir Colin Blakemore, Kt. and Gerald Ronson, CBE.
• Happy New 2012!
• 2012: The Grim Reaper beckons.
• Teaching Canterbury to suck eggs.
• A Tale of Two Downtons.
• Luciano Pavarotti and Placido Domingo – O Holy Night
• Herman Van Rompuy: A happy man.
• The end of the world is nigh? Well twelve months away?
• Andrew Robathan: a man who DOES know better.
• One of the most inspiring orations that one man has delivered to others.
• Europe: The final countdown.
• Andrew Robathan: a man who should know better.
• Olli Rehn: Too little. Too late.
• Miss Veena Malik: a woman of extraordinary courage.
• Game On: the Battle for Britain.
• Accident? What accident?
• Tory Eurosceptics: Living in Cloud Cuckoo Land.
• Treaty? What Treaty?
• Wind and Wind Turbines: a fire hazard.
• Miss Rhea Page: a victim of institutionalised discrimination.
• Miss Emma West: Foul mouthed xenophobe AND Political prisoner.
• The Climate Change Act Reconsidered – a meeting held in the Palace of Westminster.
• Miss Emma West: Foul mouthed xenophobe or Political prisoner?
• Eurorealist Patrick Condell castigates the EU.
• Baroness Stowell of Beeston: A Dumb blonde?
• Dumbing down?
• Remembrance Sunday: We will remember them.
• Thorium Reactors: The Future?
• Remembrance Day: Tommy – a poem.
• Global Warming: the subtle propaganda.
• All roads [viewing figures] lead to Rome [Downton Abbey]
• Junction 25, M5: There but for the Grace of God drive we.
• Nightmare on Greek Street.
• Viscount Monckton: Canadian TV interview.
• Politically aggravated harassment: Mrs Jena Mason.
• UKIP: The future.
• The British Gazette: Our second anniversary.
• Never attempt to murder a man who is committing suicide.
• Chris Huhne: the Biggest Fool in Christendom?
• The Banking crisis: an old insight.
• Angela Dawes: an unwarranted invasion of privacy.
• La plus ça change, la plus c’est la même chose.
• Angela and Dave Dawes: a very happy and sensible couple.
• Train to be a Brain Surgeon: No qualifications required.
• Euromillions Draw Number 422: £101,203,601 – 1 UK winner.
• Don’t let’s be beastly to the Germans.
• Miss Meredith Kercher, BA Hons. (Leeds) – Rest In Peace.
• Smoke, mirrors and my Aunt Sally.
• Question: What planet does this man think he is living on? Answer: Planet Party Conference.
• The Church of England: A commentary by the Rev. Dr. Peter Mullen BA, PhD.
• Bradford cathedral: A den of thieves?
• Bonfire of the Vanities: Europhile and US State Department dreams.
• Polygamy in Britain: Sanctioned by the State and supported by the Taxpayer (that means you).
• Time Travel (Backwards): Is it possible?
• Bullshit, Bollocks & Codswallop (aka, BBC): The Evidence.
• The shape of things to come: Germany leaves the EU?
• L’ dénouement de l’Union Européenne? Europe : The beginning of the end?
• Neil Hamilton – Coming out of the closet.
• FAO: The Editor of the Daily Mail: If you hand the government of the country to a foreign power, what do you expect?
• Some examples of extreme stupidity: David Cameron, take note.
• Bullshit, Bollocks & Codswallop (aka, BBC): and you are paying for it.
• You don’t have to believe in [anthropogenic climate change] to work here…… But it helps?
• Exterminate! Exterminate! Daleks to save Earth by exterminating humanity!
• The shape of things to come: Lady MP’s take note!
• Nick Clegg: A man of sorrows.
• Nur in Deutschland (Only in Germany)
• The Riots: A commentary by Nick Griffin.
• Gordon (Goldfinger) Brown: The man who went out of gold when the smart money was moving in.
• Riots: London (and elsewhere) 2011.
• The Euro: Never say die?
• Gold: The new reserve currency?
• Horatio Chapple: Such will never now be.
• Debating the death penalty: An exercise in impotence or futility?
• Messrs Cameron, Clegg and May: Would you buy a used car from any of these three?
• Climate Change: Some blunt talking from Michael O’Leary.
• BP and Centrica: Embracing Nemesis.
• Islam in the UK: A ticking bomb?
• Louise Mensch: Murdoch’s Revenge.
• Greenhouse Effect Theory exposed as bunkum.
• Anders Behring Breivik: Nothing must be done.
• No Contest: A forgone conclusion: Defeat. Total defeat.
• George Osborne: Gets out of jail – Free!!!!!!
• Herman Van Rompuy: the Atlas of our times!
• CO2: to warm or not to warm. That is the question.
• News International and the British (tabloid reading) Public: Pot, meet kettle.
• Christine Rice: Singing from the wrong hymn sheet!
• Colin Weir: With great wealth comes great responsibility.
• Europe’s Flag: Soon to arrive at a sports ground near you!
• Euromillions Draw number 397 of Tuesday 12th July, 2011: £161,653,000 (€185 million) UK winner.
• Mr & Mrs Bowers: a very happy and very sensible couple.
• Christine Lagarde: Nice work if you can get it.
• Theresa Villiers states the case for British withdrawal from the EU!
• The sixth International Conference on Climate Change.
• The Euro: Disaster Beckons by Colin Bullen.
• Guy Verhofstadt: President of the Lib-Dem’s European Parliamentary Group.
• “Hail to the Chief” (Druid)!
• Sound advice from a well known source: It is a good thing to follow the First Law of Holes: if you are in one, stop digging – Denis Healey.
• Uninsured Drivers: Something Must Be Done.
• Caroline Spelman: Are those advising her fools or fraudsters?
• Digger, not Nigger.
• A funny thing happened on Merseyside.
• Sir Antony Jay, Kt. CVO: the BBC Condemned.
• Toyota Prius: L’dénouement.
• Clueless: the Rt. Hon Philip Hammond PC. MP. Secretary of State for Transport.
• The Grimsvotn volcanic eruption: a comment from Professor Ian Plimer.
• If you want to know the time: Ask Rebecca Harris or Boris Johnson.
• Climate Change: Attack from the Left.
• Angela im Wunderland? Nicht wirklich (Not really).
• Climate Change – An Anti-Human Movement Based on Lies and False Science
• Emma Boon, Taxpayers Alliance : Au contrair, mon ami….
• The government’s Energy Security Policy: Something will always turn up!
• John Hemming: Contempt Or Not Contempt? That is the question.
• I am NOT a celebrity: Get me out of here!
• The Euro: On course for disaster.
• Ken Clarke and those comments about rape.
• The Sound of Silence.
• Mad, Bad, and Dangerous to Know: Chris Huhne
• Cameron and Clegg: El afortunado y El desafortunado.
• The Alternative Vote: Vote YES.
• A Suspension of Belief.
• Woe, woe and thrice woe!
• The Carbon Tax: A poem by Professor Cliff Ollier.
• Robin Garbutt and the “standard” tariff for murder.
• The Past is a Foreign Country: They do things differently there.
• The Royal Wedding: Dignified or What?
• Messrs. Brown & Darling: Beware ye sins shall find thee out.
• The Mau Mau Oath.
• Which of these men can you trust?
• Pay More, Get Less: the Government’s energy policy.
• Ban the Beeb.
• Rolls Royce Phantom EX102:Some shocking facts.
• Strange bedfellows: an embarrassing admission.
• Green Looney Tunes
• Defeat snatched from the jaws of Victory.
• Germany: mind the (energy) gap
• Once more unto the breach….
• Meet a donkey: the Rt. Hon. Chris Huhne, PC, MP
• Mark Kermode: Is he the chairman of Mec Vannin?
• Climate Change: Who is paying? And for what?
• Repeal the Climate Change Act, 2008 (c.27).
• The British Constitution: A dog’s breakfast.
• Roger Hayes: A Lawful Rebellion at Birkenhead.
• How many angels can dance on the head of a pin?
• The Barnsley Central By Election: The results.
• If thy eye offends thee: Go Veggie.
• Same sex marriage? No. What about opposite sex civil partnerships?
• An exercise in impotence: Prisoner’s Votes.
• Sally Bercow: How beautiful are your feet?
• Videos speak volumes.
• Betelgeuse: a super-nova in the making.
• Lies, damn lies and glow-bull-warnist lies.
• Then as now? John, Viscount Morley of Blackburn OM, PC
• Agitprop, the BBC: Vive la différence?
• Brisbane: the need for an eleventh commandment.
• Ophiuchus: the Earth moved.
• Iraq: Of Oil & Carrots.
• Southern Sudan: A new dawn?
• Herding Cats.
• Gabrielle Giffords: Gunned down meeting the people.
• Global Cooling: the consequences.
• Happy New 2011!
• Margery Booth: George Cross
• EU Regulations and Directives: the difference.
• Gaia: Worshipping Her carries its own punishment.
• December 21 2012: The end of the world? You bet!
• Julian Assange: A word of advice: Go to Gaol in Sweden. Go Directly to Sweden. Do not pass the sign at the airport “To US bound flights.” Do not ask your friends to collect £200,000.
• Vive la Différence: Climate, Weather.
• Green madness: banning water!
• Cancun Climate Change Conference: Nice junket if you can get it!
• Ed Miliband: In Our Bleak Midwinter.
• Global Warming: Don’t ya just luv it!
• Ed Miliband: The insect on the leaf
• Suicide Bombers: The Final Solution?
• Cornwall: Floods 17th November, 2010.
• William and Catherine: Uneasy is the head that wears the crown.
• Remembering the fallen: Remembrance Sunday 2010.
• At the end of his tether: a British Citizen writes to a government minister.
• Frances Inglis: Her appeal rejected.
• Remembering the fallen: Armistice Day 2010.
• Remembering the fallen: Armistice Day 2010.
• The Tories answer to long term unemployment: Reintroduce slavery.
• Barack Obama: a man of sorrows.
• The Battle of Coronel, 1st November, 1914. Lest We Forget.
• Ben Needham: Have you seen this man?
• Die Führerin spricht.
• Climate Fools’ Day, 27th October, 2010.
• Sarah Whitehead and Rachael Shariar-Namini: Is the law an ass?
• EuroMillions draw number 348 of Friday 8th October: Lotto’s finger pointed at Wyken.
• David Cameron: Woe’s Me, what ruthless fate
• The Navy Lark: HMS Astute pulled off the shingle by a tug due to be decommissioned.
• Run aground: HMS Astute.
• EuroMillions draw number 348 Friday 8th October: The Coventry Four.
• The Special Relationship, USA and UK: Master and Servant.
• EuroMillions draw number 348 of Friday 8th October: the winner comes forward.
• Our 1st Anniversary!
• Two Queens, two capital ships: never were they better matched.
• Miss Mary Bale: the Day of Judgement.
• EuroMillions draw number 348 and £113,019,926: The Frenzy Begins.
• What a load of…….. Cobbles!!!!!
• Investingations into the death of Mr Lee Balkwell.
• EuroMillions draw number 348: To catch a thief.
• The Age of Stupid revisited: the Pet Rock and CO2 reduction.
• Halal slaughter: A presentation by Mr Derek Adams.
• Eating their words: Bon Appétit!
• Mr. Peter Lowery: The 589th wealthiest person in Britain? Unlikely.
• Preventing lottery fraud.
• Mrs. Patricia Lavery: A victim of small minded stupidity.
• EuroMillions Draw Number 348, £113,019,926: A life in the shadows?
• Gordon (Goldfinger) Brown.
• Amir Khan, WBA light-welterweight champion announces retirement in 5 years time.
• Reports of the planet’s fragility are exaggerated.
• Eugenie Harvey: Mäe culpa, mae culpa, mae maxima culpa
• Child Benefit should not be cut.
• Asteroid 99942 Apophis: A very close shave.
• Carry On As Before.
• 10:10: Words fail us.
• Great oaks from little acorns grow: the Campaign Against Carbon Capitalism.
• Out with the old and in with the new.
• 2010 ST3: A near miss.
• Halal slaughter: Islamisation by stealth?
• Ask not for whom the bell tolls. It tolls for thee.
• Much ado about not a lot.
• Not the Pink Panther.
• The Elephant in the Conference Hall.
• RSPCA – versus – Miss Mary Bale.
• Lib-Dem tax policy: resurrect the Star Chamber.
• Obituary: Freedom and Liberty.
• Is CO2 a climate changer? No, but the Pacific Decadal Oscillation is.
• The Terrorist of Tomorrow: A portent of what is to come.
• Climategate: a report by Andrew Montford
• An open letter to Chris Huhne from Mr. Simon Conway-Smith.
• Nick Griffin contempt of court hearing adjourned.
• Wind Turbines: bonfires-on-a-stick
• The Hagworthingham Two: An end in sight?
• An open letter by the Reverend Philip Foster to Roger Harrabin.
• Taking the piss.
• Asil Nadir: a man accused.
• Christine Bleakley: new horizons.
• Miss Mary Bale and the baying mob.
• A woman, a cat and a wheelie bin…..
• Willow on the wish list: Drax and biomass.
• The Hagworthingham Two: again, still the case continues.
• The road to ruin: via the Pentland Firth
• Miss Stacey Bywater: a teenage millionaire.
• Siôn Jenkins: a man who fell between two traitors.
• Miss Tasmin Kahn: a young woman betrayed.
• Mr. Denis Leadbetter: A man insulted.
• Peter and Jacqueline Redikin: a pair of white crows?
• Black man speak with forked tongue!
• Colin the Rabbit: victim of a horrific, vile and sadistic attack.
• Ian Huntley: A duty of care.
• SOMETHING TO FEAR
• The Conservative Liberal Democrat coalition: its true colour: MUSH
• Squirrels in the loft burn down a £410,000 home.
• Senator Robert Menendez: a study in arrogance.
• A Europhile’s last carriage?
• £84 million lotto winner: a double life.
• The Hagworthingham Two: still the case continues.
• Raymond Elliot: Should he have eaten the evidence?
• The Knight XV: the car Tony [Blair] should drive ?
• The Euro: Will it survive? Professor Tim Congdon.
• Failure to display: £150 million fine.
• Mr. Paul Barrett – a man more sinned against than sinned.
• Rolls Royce: Edward Heath: At least he did one thing right.
• The EU Egg Directive: Where do we go from here?
• Tax Unicorns!
• Celebrated insults.
• The Chandlers: the torture continues.
• Who and what the voters of Brighton Pavilion voted for:
• Sharia Law: What they don’t want you to know.
• An open letter to Frau Dr. Angela Dorothea Merkel, Chancellor of Germany.
• Liam Byrne: An admission at last.
• Dave and Nick’s new warship.
• Hunted like a fox: £84 million UK EuroMillions winner.
• A Greek Tragedy: Christie & Bobby Shepherd
• Why I distrust the Lib Dems. By Ian Liddell-Grainger, MP
• Democracy VERSUS Stability: The argument of Dictators.
• A Very British Coup.
• The Lib-Dem Con: Going Forward……………
• A marriage made in hell?
• Election 2010: The Lib-Lab Pact – A dead parrot.
• Election 2010: Nick Clegg – the man who waited too long.
• Zut alors!!! L’euro, l’dénouement.
• Election 2010: Clegg’s dilemma.
• Election 2010: What happens next?
• General Election 2010: another way out of the mess.
• Electoral Reform: Let the People decide.
• General Election 2010 – What a shambles!
• Much Ado About Nothing
• The Bentley Mulsanne: Best of British
• A Nation Betrayed.
• Occupation of the Channel Islands, July 2010
• The Limits of Freedom
• Eyjafjallajökull volcano, Iceland
• Warning: This amusing video will offend the politically correct.
• The European Union: Setting achievable goals.
• The Ace of Diamonds: the closure.
• Taken to task: Ed Miliband.
• Climate Change alarmists: Beware ye sins shall find thee out….
• Oceangate: sea levels proven to have fallen for past six years.
• Lance Sergeant Donna Rayment – a pyrrhic victory.
• Corus Redcar steelworks closure – a High Priestess and two acolytes?
• Tweedle-dum and Tweedle-dee.
• Farewell global warming?
• The Euro – coming Acropolis…
• On cloud nine….. Or is this seventh heaven?
• The Hagworthingham Two – the case continues.
• Worthy is the Lamb
• A blight on our nation.
• An open letter to Nine Barons.
• Addressing voter disenchantment.
• Kraft Foods – Outlook not promising.
• Banco Santander, S.A. – a hole in the dyke?
• Mr. John Terry and Mr. Rio Ferdinand. Role models?
• This is no way to speak to a lady….
• The Fiddling Four.
• In England’s green and pleasant land….
• The end of the [battle] line.
• Global Warming. Why beat yourself up?
• All things to all men…..
• The Chandlers – No end in sight.
• Osama bin Laden – the environment’s friend.
• Is Blair a War Criminal? No, just a criminal.
• L’euro, l’dénouement?
• Mr. Ed Miliband, don’t you know that one problem begets another?
• So you really want to control the climate, do you ?
• The late and unlamented Ali Hassan al-Majeed, a.ka. “Chemical Ali”
• An open letter to the Department of Energy and Climate Change.
• An alternative to the jumbo jet Mr Miliband ?
• Mrs. Frances Inglis – A miscarriage of justice ?
• An alien on a very strange planet.
• Two eunuchs and a lady…………………
• O.K. Its a fair cop guv… Yuv got me banged to rights!
• Professor Ian Plimer debunks the warmists.
• What have we learned in 2,065 years?
• Lies, Damn Lies and Global Warmists………….
• Gary McKinnon – our very own hot potato….
• My England – a reverie………
• Wheel of Misfortune……
• Do not waste your time voting…..
• Dixon of Dock Green. Where are you ?
• The lunatics have taken over the asylum…..
• Post-Copenhagen: picking up the pieces.
• Atkvæði Neitun. Dvöl sjálfstæður. Viðurværi út af the E.U.
• Reorganising the deck chairs on the Titanic….
• The end of an era…………….
• Only in Britain…………..
• The shape of things to come.
• The Reports of My Death Are Greatly Exaggerated….
• Obituary – The United Kingdom – a.k.a. a Dead Parrot.
• Happy New 2010!
• Notable by his absence – again….
• How life is changing…..
• Akmal Shaikh – Rest in Peace.
• Cameron’s let the cat out of the bag. Again….
• Keep Cadbury British
• Vigilance is our guard.
• To my subjects: We have handed you over to be ruled by foreigners….
• Bernard Madoff – how life has changed.
• Confound their politics, Frustrate their knavish tricks…
• Come on in and join in the mayhem!
• Tolerance ? What Tolerance ?
• Merry Christmas !
• A blow too far ?
• The true victims of “global warming”……
• Warmists dreaming of a white christmas ? More likely fearing a heat wave.
• Redcar deserves better than this!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
• Two men and a cake.
• Bangladesh: a country on the edge.
• Lord Monckton’s address to the Cambridge Union.
• The Chandlers, continued…..
• The enemy at our gate.
• Joseph Goebbels would be proud!!!!
• To smoke or not to smoke – that is the question.
• The Hagworthingham Two
• Another Danish fairy tale….
• Don’t bash the bankers.
• The law of unintended consequences…
• N’est pas ce ce que j’ai voulu!
• Would you buy a used car from these men ?
• Just what planet does he think he is living on?
• A tale of two Queens….
• Scotland’s Funniest Man!!!!
• Keeping the [British] people in the dark.
• Hey ! Who’s switched off the lights ?
• Of mice and men….
• To boldy go…..
• An open letter to the Bishops of the Church of England
• The DNA Database: Should we all be on it ?
• Cumbria’s Floods – CO2 or not CO2 ? That is the question.
• Should we let them die ?
• Time traveller ? Winning Lotto numbers please!
• Oh Crickey! I’ve let the cat out of the bag!
• Climate Change ? What Climate Change ?
• Elephant ? What elephant ?
• Hanged in a fortnight….
• Give them and inch and they will take a metre
• The reports of my death are greatly exaggerated
• Herewith the logic of the Glow-bull Warmists:
• The Ace of Diamonds, Oldham Road, Newton Heath, Manchester: Is this an act of political spite?
• You can take a horse to the water….
• All animals are Equal, but some animals are More Equal than others?
• Ask not for whom the bell tolls…
• Remembering the fallen: Armistice Day 2009.
• Criminals dividing up the loot.
• Oh Lucky Man!
• The Minister and his Errand Boy.
• There by the gift of the fallen
• Will the last person to leave please put out the lights.
• An open letter to Sir Winfried Bischoff.
• Spot the difference ?
• The Ultimate Betrayal.
• Lloyds Banking Group – hears the worst.
• Global Warming – some facts.
• The bare faced cheek of it!
• Eat up your greens!
• Those who the Gods wish to Destroy…….
• Lloyds Bank – a victim of fraud.
• Wider still and wider shall thy bounds be set
• The lights appear set to go out in Europe
• A disturbing future vision.
• Of Treason and Treachery
• Parity, Parity, Beware of Parity!
• Something is rotten in the state of Afghanistan through to Zimbabwe.
• Judge Denny Chin, Bernard Madoff: Sending a message.
• Of Bread & Circuses
• U.K. population to reach 70 million shortly.
• A speech by Geert Wilders, Chairman, Party for Freedom the Netherlands.
• A Phoenix from the ashes!