• Amber Rudd: a woman who suffers from ODD Obsessive De-carbonisation Disorder.


    A dictionary definition of “Ruddy” when used as slang is; so annoying or detestable as to deserve condemnation. This certainly applies to the ridiculous Amber Ruddy, thus causing us to bestow upon her the soubriquet “Ruddy Ridiculous.”

    Here the excellent Christopher Booker includes a commentary on Ms Rudd’s obsession with de-carbonisation policy.

    In fact, we can disclose that after discussion with some colleagues we at the British Gazette can now reveal just what the Green Party members and those other that have been afflicted – such as Ms Amber Rudd and her predecessor, Mr Ed Davey.

    British Gazette readers may have heard of the psychiatric condition known as Obsessive Compulsive Disorder or “OCD” (Herewith: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Obsessive%E2%80%93compulsive_disorder) Well, Amber Rudd and Ed Davey clearly suffer from what we can term Obsessive De-carbonisation Disorder or ODD – this is a bizarre belief that CO2 is a threat to them and a compulsive belief to try and eradicate it.

    More generally, the condition may in future be referred to as “Carbophobia” – an irrational fear of Carbon.

    Herewith the article: http://www.telegraph.co.uk/comment/11610577/Three-issues-on-which-we-need-more-sense-from-Tories.html

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