• The Rules – by President Zeman.


    His Excellency Miloš Zeman President of the Czech Republic has issued some rules to migrants wishing to settle in his country:

    The first one: Nobody invited you.

    The second one: Now you are already here, you have to respect our rules as we respect your rules when we arrive in your country.

    The third one: If you don’t like it, get out of here.

    Things are very different in the West Riding of Yorkshire: